Ray: After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through – “Get the f#@# out of London, you dumb f#@#s. Get to Bruges.” I didn’t even know where Bruges f#@#ing was.
Ray: It’s in Belgium.
Ray is Colin Farrell in the dark and wickedly funny movie ‘In Bruges’. Shot entirely in the old city of Bruges, the story is about 2 Irish hitmen (played by bushy-browed Colin Farell and the excellent Brendan Gleeson) sent to Bruges to lie low after a botched job.
The dialogue is sharp, witty and coarse, but I was more fascinated by the backdrop of Bruges in the move. I had to include Bruges in my plans.
So here I am, In Bruges. I’m gonna be a tourist again.
But when I woke up this morning, it seemed to be colder than usual. I would have to add another layer of clothing to keep warm. The campsite is about 15 minutes bike ride from the centre of Bruges, where it’s ringed by canals and the remnants of some fortifications.
I hadn’t bargained for the ridiculously high number of tourists though, and they were all over the place. Not nice. Buses and buses of them, many in orderly groups being led around like dumb sheep by their herders. Many others were sightseeing on boats floating through the many canals … damn, they were everywhere.
After I tired of the crowds, I pointed my bike in the opposite direction and explored the less popular parts of the city. Unencumbered freedom on wheels. Again, advantage cycle-tourer.
So here’re the pics of my little jaunt through the cobbled streets of medieval Bruges, or Brugge, as the Belgians call it.
One the entrance to the old part of Bruges that dated back hundreds of years. A busy main road is just off to the right bordering the canal.
Bruges lives up to its reputation as the ‘best preserved medieval city in Belgium’
At the town square, a Salvador Dali exhibition was being held
The town square is quite huge…this row of buildings flank one side of it.
A different kind of bike rack, which I couldn’t use.
It was easier for me to lock my bike to a lamp-post when I went to explore a building nearby. The 2 ladies are American tourists … eating fries.
Cycling through the streets of old Bruges, I could just imagine what life was like when Bruges was in its prime hundreds of years ago.
Canals and bodies of water covered the entire city.
as well as shady tree-lined roads
One of the quieter streets with no tourists in sight. The autumn leaves added a warm touch to an otherwise cold day.
At the Our Lady’s Church, simple on the outside,
but exquisite on the inside.
It was also famous for this statue — Madonna and Child by Michelangelo.
Real homes inhabited by locals. I had an interesting peek through the wooden windows of the house seen here.
Just next to it is this quaint little bridge.
One of the many boatloads of tourists plying the canals throughout the day.
Almost all the streets in central Bruges are paved with cobblestones
A sculpture that paid tribute to the humble bicycle.
Sometimes, I’d act like a tourist, too 🙂
One of the first things I do when visiting a new place is to get a free map. I loved the one that I found at the campsite reception. It’s called ‘Bruges. Free map for young travellers’. Instead of the usual boring spin, this particular leaflet dished out tips and advice in a very tongue-in-cheek manner. The introduction, and some of the tips, deserve a mention here:
ACT LIKE A LOCAL
Bruges has 3 million visitors a year. Almost 1 million take the tourist boat, and many also do the horse carriage. No wonder it’s called ‘The Venice of the North’, there are some swans on the water, and there’s a Michelangelo statue in a church. Do you care? Of course not. Very well, then start acting like a local!
* Use your bicycle to run over tourists. It’s what we do as well. Kamikaze bicycles are for rent all over town.
* On your face! Most people in Belgium say ‘Sante‘ when they toast, but around here ‘up je mulle’ does the trick. It literally means ‘(I toast) on your face‘.
* West Flemish, the dialect in Bruges, is the most powerful dialect around. To summarize it; just pronounce half of the sounds. For example, ‘pannenkoek met chocolade‘ should be pronounced as ‘panne’oe’e me cho’ola‘. Ask help from any real local.
* Do not salute people with a stressy ‘Yo!’, but go for ‘Yuuu‘ or ‘Yooo‘ while pointing your finger at the person you’re greeting. Don’t wink or whistle though.
* Choose the right football team. Club Brugge (blue and black) is always high in the first division and regularly gets to the Champion’s League, but Cercle Brugge (green and black) is the proud underdog. The worse they’re playing, the more enthusiastic their fans get.
And then there are ‘QUESTIONS TO PISS OFF THE LOCALS’
* Oooh, I know this tower! It was built for the movie ‘In Bruges’, wasn’t it?
* When does Bruges close?
* Where is McDonalds?
Charming little town, isn’t it?
Tomorrow, I head for Kortrijk, near the French border.